
He said his Doctor told him that the act of clapping is good for you and that by clapping, similar to “Laughing”, I suppose, it will cause the body to release endorphins and make you feel better.
However, if you’ve ever known a person of Asian descent – you’ll understand that they tend to have a problem with the letter “L”, which they often pronounce with an “R” sound instead. So to 're-tell' the story again, as it was delivered to a room full of people over a very loud microphone – what he really said was:
He said that his Doctor told him that “Crapping” is good for you and that by crapping a lot, it causes the body to release endorphins and make you feel better so that’s why he likes to crap as much as possible and wherever he can. “I love to Crapp” he told us, and he looked very happy to be sharing that with us.
When his speech was over I, like everyone else in the room, clapped.
3 comments:
I am laughing - but at the same time wondering if that really happened. No offense, but you have to admit it does sound like a load of clap.
I wouldn't make up this clap up.
While some of my stories may (or may not) include some half-truths, this one is actually 100% true.
Just reading this made me want to clap.
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