So I was at the Albertsons a few months ago........

I was standing near the self check out registers waiting my turn behind this young couple in front of me. They were speaking spanish and checking their groceries. Suddenly the girl picks up a package from the cart and slings it back towards the store aisle. She shouts something in spanish at the guy. He walks over and picks up the package and mutters something under his breath. I see the package is a box of Trojans. He sheepishly walks the package back to the shelf and puts it there.

God I wish I would have paid more attention during high school spanish classes. I would give anything to know what she shouted when she fired to box through the air.

so I have this avocado.......

I was sitting around thinking about fixing some supper tonight...... Plou says she will have a bowl of oatmeal. I think that sounds ok to me......so i fix a big pot......but I really need to use up an avocado I have in the kitchen.....so I fix a little guacamole...fresh avocado...lemon juice...kosher salt....fresh garlic...mash it up with a spoon...and ....then I get this fun idea for an omelet...I saute some onions, green bell pepper, and garlic in olive oil.....throw these cooked items in
a bowl....then pour in some liquid eggs in the same pan......you know the kind they sell in a milk carton at Albertsons...I am cooking and swirling the eggs like I know what I am doing...but omelets never come out right for me..........up I go on the pan edges...swish swish....curling the pan..moving my wrist...making it happen...the secret appears to be the very thin liquid eggs...looking good........crumple up some Tillamook extra sharp cheddar cheese on the eggs......then toss the cooked items from the bowl into the pan on the omelet before folding..... I spy the guacamole....thinking why not two dog..........so I dish some of that into the omelet.....sprinkle white pepper...black pepper and a little more kosher salt....fold the eggs over and the omelet is looking almost right...I let it continue to cook......throw some multi grain sandwich thins in the toaster oven....you know those little round sandwich bread things that curl up if you toast them in the regular toaster......the bread overcooks till it is very dark brown..I figure what the hell....I put a little I-can't-believe-its-not-butter on the thins.......along with orange marmalade...everything is ready....snagged some sweet tea out of the ice box...and damn that was a decent meal ......surprising me very much...which tells me that I can mix and match food that I would not usually think would work.

Think about somebody else

I heard a story on NPR Story Corps Friday morning on the way to work. Not very often you hear something that kinda stops you in your tracks and really makes you think. This story was very thought provoking. If you want to hear it.. go to NPR and listen to the whole thing.

It was a story about a Dr. Greer. He had worked with needy people a lot. He could point to one day at a clinic as a defining moment in his career and in his life. He was seeing some patients around lunchtime — a mother and her children, who had been staying at a Salvation Army shelter. Greer tells the story: "Her youngest son — I guess, about 6 years old — had a sweet smile. And I handed him my sandwich," Greer said. "And the kid took the sandwich out of the bag, unwrapped it, broke it in half, took a couple of bites and then stuck it back in the wrapper. And I couldn't figure out why the kid was doing that. "And I asked the kid, 'Why'd you do that?' " The little boy looked up and said, "It's for my brother."

"And that was probably one of the most important lessons I ever learned," Greer said. "That a 6-year-old homeless child is teaching us what we're all supposed to do: think about somebody else."

The ARC

I tour the ARC from time to time…a local thrift shop that has thousands of items. This is one of my favorite places to spend time, relax, and unwind. (You all know what tremendous pressure I am under at my job…right?) Some of yall run, ride bikes, watch YouTube, play computer games, do frisbee golf or watch DVR’d shows: I go to the ARC to experience the refreshing serendipity of life.

This store smells old and kinda tired…giving
the feeling of slipping back a few notches on the time line…to an existence not dictated by cell phones, internet, and gotta go gotta go. The slightly off-white yellowish hue of the lighting and speaker music from the 50’s and 60’s adds to the mood.

The ARC is always full of old people, young people, students, and a smattering of homeless transient types along with the occasional well-heeled shoppers who seem to be slipping around as if they are trying to avoid detection.

The items there are all donated. Some things intended to be used by others; some things just dropped off there instead of tossed in their rightful place: the garbage can. As I wander the aisles and see the artifacts, it makes me think about how our society seems to have a natural reluctance to actually throw things away. We feel better about donating an item than tossing it, for whatever reason. I think most of these one-time-treasures are dropped off just to get things out of someone’s house. Maybe it is bloodletting for us these days, as we all have way too much stuff in our houses and our lives. I also think about the ARC as the original old school recycling project. These thrift stores were around long before we got all hot and bothered about landfills and save the planet recycling.

I imagine the source of some of the artifacts might be cleaned out homes of the deceased. Beings that have lived long and productive lives but now have moved on to different challenges on the Other Side……or perhaps old people who have given up or given in to the daily battles involved with sleeping, eating, and clothing oneself. People that have been delivered peacefully or screaming and kicking to the rest, old, assisted care or congregate living "homes". Places where they can sit by the window and stare back into time and relive the many forgettable moments of their existence....changing the facts as they see fit…....the trips to the grocery stores, malls, schools, churches, baseball games, doctor offices, and airports or so called vacations.....or sit quietly on a cracked Naugahyde sofa staring blankly at reruns of the Price is Right! or Lets Make a Deal ..... the TV on the wall rack ......that no one…inmates or caregivers …..has the slightest idea where the remote control is or the ambition to change the channel if they could find it.

Many of these items were purchased and used to maintain daily life or at least the illusion of living..... back in the day. Some given as gifts and probably prized at one time by the giver and receive. These same items now sit stacked on the shelves, hung on wire hangers, packed on book cases. With their yellow, green and blue price stickers clearly marked from 12 cents to hundreds of dollars. The prices dependent on the mood of the volunteer or the person working off community service hours when the donation was received. These front line people are charged with the responsibility of making a WAG about how much someone might be willing to pay for the item. Based on evaluation of the fair market value considering it is old, broken, worn out, used and abused……much like the clientele frequenting the ARC.


I like to look at the coffee cup selections. Usually limiting my inspections to the ½ off 39 cents to 79 cents offerings. Every once in a while I will consider purchasing a $1 cup if it is a really nice cup and it is 50% off day. I have snagged some classic cups there: Alcatraz Hotel, Two Men and a Truck, San Francisco Cable Car,and Cafe something or other. The TM and AT was purchased as a matched set of two. One I kept at home and one I took to the work place. To make a long story even longer: the one at work got stolen by some coworker causing me to exclaim, Holy Shit! Is nothing sacred around this place? The only other thing that comes close to this lack of respect for private property was 30 years ago someone stole my flip-flops at Daytona beach that I left by the stairs on the beach behind the hotel. I must say it is a lowlife mother fucker that will steal a used coffee mug or worn out flip-flops from another human being.

Anyway the rest of my tour around the ARC always includes the vinyl records:
33’s, 45’s, and 78’s with their funky album cover art and 4 track cassettes. Always looking for the long play album: Meet The Beatles in the original wrapper. Then pots and pans…thinking I will find an All-Clad 10” sauce pan for under $10…when in fact there are several used Lodge cast iron skillets marked for $29 that sell new for $27 at Wal-Mart. Apparently the spoon, fork, and knife scratch-marked-rusted bottoms add value to the cookware in the eyes of the pricers.

I found a magnificent three-legged piano there once marked $5,000. Trust me…I thought about it…knowing this was the opening price and would soon drop down to a manageable mount…..weighing the amount of wrath I would have to endure if caught with the purchase…Where could I hide it? How would I get it home? Would Rob let me store it at his house? Yea....…like we are gonna be able to make up some story about why it is sitting in his garage? I could see him getting caught in some fabricated story we dreamed up and rehersed..knowing full well he would fold when the pressure was on.....and at some point my name would be rung from him…...."Annie: Hey Rob what the hell is this piano doing out here? Rob: IT'S VIC's PIANO!!!!!! HE MADE ME BRING IT HERE!!!!) I also hesitated a bit because we lived in a crowded apartment and it was on the second floor….…with reluctance, I passed. I did keep keep my eye on it for several weeks as the price was reduced on a regular basis. The last price before it disappeared was at $499…which I know was purchased on ½ off day for $250. I pictured this piano sitting in a garage somewhere…the man trying to explain to his wife why they can’t park the cars in the garage no-mo..and how valuable this piano is going to be when he fixes it up, has it tuned and they Craig list it.

The rest of the time I spend looking at outdoor bbq grills, golf clubs, bikes, skis, and tee shirts. The tour always ends with the book section. I love the old cook books with colored pictures. I have purchased Cooks Illustrated magazines, Gourmet Today, and a 1952 Betty Crocker spiral cook book with the red and white plaid cover…all on ½ off day of course.


Think about the true value of an ARC and the fact that everyone needs an ARC.

Find yours and make it a part of your life.

The mind is a terrible thing to loose............

a few things happened to me one day that make me wonder if I have Alzheimer's or just CRS (can't remember shit). I got up in the morning and put 2 packs of sweet and low in my empty coffee cup....turned around and fixed some toast..and then decided I would drink milk instead of coffee...poured the milk in the coffee cup and thought Jesus this is some sweetass tasting milk........drank the whole cup before it dawned on me why. next I went to the closet to get my shoes....got them and began looking around for my socks that I knew I had brought down stairs....walked around a while and couldn't find them..until I looked down at my feet....the final straw was later I opened the dishwasher..left the door down....apparently thinking this would be a hint for plou to empty the dishwasher....turned around a few mins later and kicked my shin on the dishwasher door hard enough to draw blood and make me shout a couple of obscenities. This getting old is getting old.

And the beat goes on..........

Customer (Ribhard) 12/12/2009 05:57 PM
I sent a cool pix camera in for repair on november 29...and never heard a word. is there some way to check on it?

Response (Gina G.) 12/14/2009 03:11 PM
Thank you for your inquiry. May I get the method of shipping that was used and also the tracking#.

Customer (Ribhard) 12/14/2009 06:38 PM
Mona
I sent it first class USPS mail. No tracking number.
Thanks
Ribhard

Response (Gina G.) 12/15/2009 12:12 PM
Which location was it shipped to?

Customer (Ribhard) 12/15/2009 10:30 PM
el segundo, ca....see attached packing sheet

Customer (Ribhard) 12/15/2009 10:31 PM
do you see the attached file?

Response (Gina G.) 12/16/2009 11:53 AM
It has not been logged in service yet. Once it has been received and logged in, you automatically will receive confirmation by email. I would suggest to check with USPS and see if package was delivered.

Customer (Ribhard) 12/16/2009 10:57 PM
5204607 service order number

please send my camera back to me. the estimate of $87 is more than the camera cost new. This is sad news, since the camera never worked correctly since it was purchased. The dealer said to send it to you as they would not fix it. And now Nikon wants an arm and a leg to fix a problem that has always been there.

also there is nowhere on your website to decline servce.

thanks for nothing

Response (Gina G.) 12/17/2009 02:37 PM
Mr Ribhard:

When was the camera purchased? Our records indicate a sales receipt was not included?

Gina
Nikon Customer Relations

Customer (Ribhard) 12/17/2009 06:14 PM
we bought it a little over a year ago. Can't find the receipt.

Response (Gina G.) 12/18/2009 12:13 PM
Can you provide me a ball park time frame, so we can make note in our file.

Customer (Ribhard) 12/18/2009 06:26 PM
about 1-1/2 years

Response (Gina G.) 12/18/2009 06:50 PM
Thank you, for customer goodwill I have waived the charges as a one time courtesy.

You may check status on-line by logging onto https://www.nikonimagesvcapprove.com/status/ The billing name is the first four letters of your last name or the company name.

Customer (Ribhard) 12/18/2009 07:38
Thanks for waiving the charge.

when I check status it just says "estimate" see below. Do you know the status of the repair?


Service Order No.:
8675309
Received:
12/16/2009

Customer (Ribhard) 12/18/2009 07:42 PM
it looks like Nikon has fixed the camera and it is in the process of being shipped back to us now?

Response (Gina G.) 12/19/2009 11:09 AM
Nope, it just updated the information yesterday (12/18/09) to reflect a courtesy repair.

Thank you for your inquiry regarding the status of your Nikon repair. You may check status on-line by logging onto https://www.nikonimagesvcapprove.com/status/ The billing name is the first four letters of your last name or the company name.

Customer (Ribhard) 01/02/2010 07:42 PM

Thanks Gina
We got the camera back yesterday. Works fine. Is Nikon going to cover this for another year under warranty? I'm just wondering. Thanks for all your help.
Ribhard

Ok so its only $0.14..but never let them get you.

Dear Ribhard,

Case ID: 8675309
Pay To: City of Gulfport
Scheduled Payment Date: November 17, 2009
Amount: $9.24

Thank you for your recent inquiry regarding a fee charged to your City of Gulfport account due to this Online Banking Bill Pay item posting late. We appreciate the opportunity to service your banking needs.

We appreciate your patience and apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

On December 7, 2009, we verified that this payment was scheduled with all correct payment information.

We also confirmed that your account was charged a late fee of $0.14. City of Gulfport would not grant our request to waive this fee. We have taken care of this by crediting $0.14 into your bank account from which payment was made. Be advised that you will still need to submit this fee to City of Gulfport. Please allow 1-2 business days for these funds to reflect in your account.

Once again, We appreciate your patience and apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

Sincerely,
Ms. Joann Appletree

You are entitled to receive a copy of any document that we relied upon during our investigation and/or processing of your request. To request documents, you can e-mail us anytime and we will send the appropriate documents by U.S. mail.

Thank you for choosing Bank of America. For further assistance, please contact us by e-mail or phone, 800.867.5309, Online Banking Bill Pay.

so I get on line with comcast............

user Ribhard has entered room

(Sun Dec 13 11:38:56 MST 2009)>Ask Comcast Escalation

analyst Kathreen has entered room

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:39:05 MST 2009)>Hello Ribhard, , Thank you for contacting Comcast Live Chat Support. My name is Kathreen. Please give me one moment to review your information. It is actually my break time, but I will take a moment to assist you with whatever issue you might have today. (my notes show you email pretty regularly so I am guessing we are not going to be able to help you..but what the hell......How can I assist you today?

Ribhard(Sun Dec 13 09:39:56 MST 2009)>i got my comcast bill on line and the charge for DVR service is $9.95....it is supposed to be $5.99 for one year.

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:40:06 MST 2009)>Let me go ahead and help you with that…yea that’s the ticket………………

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:40:07 MST 2009)>So we can assure protection to your account, I will need you to provide me the following account information for security verification: Account holder's name, Service Address and the account number, mothers maiden name, at least two credit cards numbers with pin codes, your bank account and pin code, any ATM cards you have, and a note from you spouse, parent, or case worker. If you do not have the account number, you can provide me the last nine digits of the account holder's and spouse's Socials or the last payment amount and the date of payment to 6 finance companies.

Ribhard: ..Kathreen..Kathreen..Kathreen….I am guessing you have all of that on your screen by now..so let’s just cut to the chase…OK?

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:41:06 MST 2009)>Thank you for that lack of information…

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:41:08 MST 2009)>what I am going to now is pull up your account, take the rest of my break, and then I will search for your concern in your account and explained why we are not going to help you with this particular problem…today, tomorrow or any other time…….. Please give me about 45 minutes minutes for this review.

Ribhard(Sun Dec 13 09:41:33 MST 2009)>thanks

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:42:06 MST 2009)>You are most welcome.

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:42:07 MST 2009)>I already pull up your account, I am now looking in your concern.

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:42:16 MST 2009)>I see here 9.95 charge for the DVr

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:42:45 MST 2009)>May I ask where and when you had the fantasy that was the 5.95 offered?

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:42:58 MST 2009)>I apologize but we do not have 5.95 for the DVr promotion

Ribhard(Sun Dec 13 09:45:12 MST 2009)>When I moved from my apt to this location I talked to comcast about continuing services at the new location: COmcast said I would get the same service transfered for my $114 a month cost for one year. They said I would need to pay $75 to have the instalations done at the new place. I asked about a DVR and they said it would be $5.95 per month for the first one and $5.95 for another if I elected to have a second one...I elected just one dvr.

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:46:14 MST 2009)>Thank you for that information…Oh that is most helpful….Yes Yes YES…oh GOD YES!!!!

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:46:28 MST 2009)>Ok…Now was this offered online to the best of your recollection?

Ribhard(Sun Dec 13 09:47:16 MST 2009)>I just talked to a service representative.

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:47:29 MST 2009)>Oh you mean in the phone?

Ribhard(Sun Dec 13 09:48:02 MST 2009)> "In" the phone? do you mean did i crawl in the phone and talk directly to the little person inside my phone? ..... no I mentally mind melded with the Comcast rep….how else would I talk to one of you yahoo’s? do you make house calls now to discuss billing errors? Do we meet for cookies and coffee at starbucks?
Yes it was via a genuine telephone...do you need brand name and serial number?

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:48:09 MST 2009)>Please give me twenty two minutes for this.


Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:48:18 MST 2009)>Let me check further on the account, my dry cleaning, BFF, and my dr’s appointment…I will be back.

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:48:19 MST 2009)>Please give me just another two minutes for this.

Ribhard(Sun Dec 13 09:48:54 MST 2009)>ok thanks

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:48:58 MST 2009)>You are most welcome.

Ribhard : and you are most kind.

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:51:04 MST 2009)>Thank you for waiting.

Ribhard: and thank you for searching and being so interested in my problem.

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:51:28 MST 2009)>As I check further the 5.95 is not available in our system or the solar system as far as I can tell.

Ribhard(Sun Dec 13 09:53:07 MST 2009)>$5.95 is the price I was told. JImmy Jack at comcast told me to come pick up the dvr unit downtown and there would be no additional installation or monthly charges

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:53:07 MST 2009)>I am really sorry for this but it does not concern me so much as to correct this mistake. .

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:53:37 MST 2009)>I would suggest that you call us. since the 5.95 was offered by phone

Ribhard: Do you mean using a telephone? call you in the pbone?

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:53:46 MST 2009)>the 5.95 is not available online

Ribhard(Sun Dec 13 09:55:04 MST 2009)>The problem with calling Comcast is exactly what happened here...your phone rep says one thing and then the bill shows something else.

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:55:54 MST 2009)>I am really sorry for this . but as much as I can do somethimes I really cannot get the 5.95 dvr you are referring to, dreaming up or outright lying about.

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:56:22 MST 2009)>for the inconvenience I applied 10.00 credit for the inconvenience I hope this is not too much of an inconvience.

Ribhard(Sun Dec 13 09:56:51 MST 2009)>thanks. I will call in the phone and argue with them some more

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:57:03 MST 2009)>I will make sure to take note of this for you and anyone else that deals with you .....jackass.

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:57:03 MST 2009)>I really appreciate your patience and cooperation.

Ribhard: yea it was fun for me too.

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:57:04 MST 2009)>Do you have other issues or concerns that I can help you today? I will be glad to assist you further.

Ribhard(Sun Dec 13 09:58:53 MST 2009)>just for the record..what does a second dvr cost?

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 11:59:02 MST 2009)>let me see

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 12:00:01 MST 2009)>15.90 per month for you my freind!!!

Ribhard(Sun Dec 13 10:01:21 MST 2009)>so its 10.95 for the first one and then another $15.90 a month for the second one? a total of $26....for two dvr's?

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 12:01:27 MST 2009)>yes..you are really quick on arithmetic ..maybe you ought to write this amount down this time jackass

Ribhard(Sun Dec 13 10:02:39 MST 2009)>thanks have a good day

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 12:02:44 MST 2009)>You are most welcome.

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 12:02:45 MST 2009)>It's been my pleasure to have assisted you today. I am happy you contacted Comcast today and especially me..I hope I get the opportunity to assist your sorry ass again. I have your name and addresss on my desk now.

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 12:02:55 MST 2009)>Do you want to watch full TV shows amd movies online? Go to Direct TV and deal with them..and forget Comast ok?

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 12:02:56 MST 2009)>Thank you for choosing Comcast as your cable provider and have a great day! Comcast appreciates your business and values you as a customer. Our goal is to provide you with excellent service. If you need further assistance, you can chat with one of our Customer Support Specialists 24 hour a day, 7 days a week at http://www.comcastsupport.com/chatwithus/userchatstartcom.asp. To close this chat, please click the "End Session Button" at the top of your chat window.

But please don’t call on a Sunday..cause that is the day I work.

Kathreen(Sun Dec 13 12:03:10 MST 2009)>Analyst has closed chat slammed the door and left room in a huff.

Notes on a plane somewhere over Kansas in November

Is it just me or are there some dumb mo-fo's out there?

listen people.....I offer a blurb from the web about a potential grocery strike this Saturday.....I assume this grocery union is nation wide..but we hear about it a lot here because there are 3 basic grocery stores in Colorado Springs: King Sooper (Kroger) Albertsons and Safeway.

Now I am no economist ( although I am taking MircoEconomics this semester) ....or really great thinker...but based on the current economic conditions, bank failures, unemployment, housing market, and general piss-poor job market....don't you have to be a pretty stupid mo-fo to actually consider going on strike this Saturday? The stores announced they were taking applications as a stand-by measure...just incase the walk out occurred. Thousands of people lined up to apply for any job. Is it just me or are there some really dumb mo-fo's running loose in this world?

Respectfully submitted
RIbhard

GROCERY WORKERS OK STRIKE UNION SENDS SIGNAL TO CHAINS: EMPLOYEES WILL WALK IF CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS GO BADLY.(Business)


Major Grocery Negotiations Continue
Major grocery negotiations are continuing with Safeway, Albertson’s, and King Soopers/City Market! We are negotiating with these major corporations to ensure workers receive quality and affordable health care, protected pensions, livable wages and safe working conditions. We need your participation to ensure workers have access to services and benefits that will strengthen the middle class and ensure the American dream can be a reality! If you work at one of these companies, please try and attend the negotiations for your company.

"The clock is ticking on grocery contract deadline"- 9News.com